Panther watch day 2

Residents of South East London are still on high alert after yesterday's Big Cat attack . However, we can rest safe in the knowledge that Uncle Lowfie has set up big cat traps and Joe Nice has our back all the way from Baltimore.

The word from Joe: " can you imagine...you're walking around and a cat jumps on you? how bizarre is that?  and...it's a wild cat!!! it's not like it got out of a zoo or something.  i mean...i've been in an accident where the driver hit a deer....i've been in some close calls also, but i couldnt dream of a panther (in south london) attacking someone...this isnt Africa. some safari business. wow....

[and the best bit:]

stay in the house...i dont want to hear that you've been the cat's meow. "